Saturday

6/25/11

"Keep religion out of the government. When you walk into your office, you should leave  your god at the door. If you can't do that, don't rule the country I live in. It's that simple."
Thrash Eagle - good words, so simple, yet so hard for people to grasp

Q. What's the difference between jesus and a prostitute?
A. The noise they make when they are getting nailed.
via Dark Humor


AC360 - 'Prophet Cindy Jacobs': Birds Dying Because of DADT Repeal
 yeah, and you're a self-proclaimed 'profit' out of the goodness of your heart

7 weirdest monuments around the world
no 8th?

states stop circumcision funds amidst budget crisis'
the only good thing to come about during deficits - intact penises

over-prescribed: how taking too many pills is hurting americans
use your common sense

Thursday

6/23/11

enough of this 'freedom of religion' crap - RAMEN!!


drugged, raped, then jailed for adultery
yeah, that makes a whole lot of sense

dog guards forgotten baby overnight
sometimes the dog is the better parent, pretty sad if you ask me

fake zebra seized in ukraine
couldn't afford to buy one as a tourist attraction?

brazil man uses poodle to hit wife
i'm not sure which to be more upset about?!?!

naki'o: the first dog with four prosthetic paws
very cool!

north carolina woman sterilized because state deemed her 'promiscuous'
because she was 14 and got raped! wtf?

the candidate cometh
be afraid... be very afraid!!

shortest jehovah's witness conversation ever
spot on!

will you help senator sanders expose the koch echo chamber?
brainwashing... hmmmm, let me think - where is this situation also present? and the exact same situation where most of these brainwashees also participate? lightbulb bright... very bright! in their RELIGIOUS ACTIVITIES!! it goes hand in hand! when you are willing to just BELIEVE anything, you will FALL for everything!!!

and why????!?!?!?!?!?!?!

nice! racism goodbye!

very creative!

Wednesday

6/22/11

 wish i knew where i found this gem, sure would love to credit them

princess of whales: how a naked female scientist tries to tame beluga whales in the freezing arctic
fascinating and just a tad too cold for me

scientists create first memory expansion for brain
can anybody say 'the matrix'?

whining is the most annoying sound ever: study
they really needed a study for that? really? you paid money for that?

peeping tom hid in a porta-potty tank, escaped covered in human waste, according to police
.... i'm speechless

virgin atlantic passengers get a foul mouthed awakening
well, if that would have been me, i would have laughed my ass off AND told them how fucking original!

utah man accused of eating live baby rat, posting video online charged with animal cruelty
kinda gross besides the whole animal cruelty thing

women flock to take horse semen shots
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! guess since bestiality is against the law, this is the next best thing?

baby killed in microwave: ka yang, california woman, arrested
if i thought praying to a god would stop ever having to see a news story like this ever again, i would

hemp hero: how marijuana could save the american economy
the writing on the walls has been there for years.... just DO IT!

report: sarah palin quits bus tour halfway through, retreats to alaska
why am i not surprised?

7 yr old michigan boy steals car, drives it 20 miles to visit his dad
wow, the little guy had guts or running away from a sad story at his home

you DON'T need a boyfriend! hilarious and spot on!

Tuesday

6/21/11


you're an ape - deal with it!
yeah!

josh seater, oregon man, urinates in water reservoir; portland flushes 8 million gallons in response(VIDEO)
really? it's an open reservoir! i'm thinking there might more gross shit than his incredibly diluted pee in there! just dumb to waste the water and the $36,000 to do it

13 places google doesn't want you to see
here we go with the conspiracy theories again

neurontin killed our husbands, we believe
pharmacology doesn't always help

the weirdest college classes
educational fillers?

sarah, bristol palin to get their trademarks
of course, the first step in them being the only ones to profit off their names, making them officially 'a product' not a person. funny, we've known them for that before they even applied for it

world's biggest shave - roger federer

amish sexter sought buggy sex with girl, 12
never thought i'd see that headline... ever!

republicans: the single greatest threat to america
among other things

harrisburg mayor fasting in hopes of solving city's financial crisis
another loon, like rick perry! again, i'll ask the question - what do you people pull a paycheck for if you think prayer and fasting is the only thing that solves problems? what the fuck do we need you for?