6/21/11

via really funny pictures - ouch!!

you're an ape - deal with it!
yeah!

josh seater, oregon man, urinates in water reservoir; portland flushes 8 million gallons in response(VIDEO)
really? it's an open reservoir! i'm thinking there might more gross shit than his incredibly diluted pee in there! just dumb to waste the water and the $36,000 to do it

13 places google doesn't want you to see
here we go with the conspiracy theories again

neurontin killed our husbands, we believe
pharmacology doesn't always help

the weirdest college classes
educational fillers?

sarah, bristol palin to get their trademarks
of course, the first step in them being the only ones to profit off their names, making them officially 'a product' not a person. funny, we've known them for that before they even applied for it

world's biggest shave - roger federer

amish sexter sought buggy sex with girl, 12
never thought i'd see that headline... ever!

republicans: the single greatest threat to america
among other things

harrisburg mayor fasting in hopes of solving city's financial crisis
another loon, like rick perry! again, i'll ask the question - what do you people pull a paycheck for if you think prayer and fasting is the only thing that solves problems? what the fuck do we need you for?

6/12/11

via really funny pictures

love her spirit!

choose my plate - the new food guidelines
looks good to me!

"Every great movement must experience three stages: ridicule, discussion, adoption." - John Stuart Mill

incest - adam and eve
via atheist images
funny, how i never thought of it like that, but now that i see it...  yeah, atheists are called sick fucks. well now, believing in this god takes on a whole new meaning.

"Sometimes you need boundaries. Sometimes you need someone to say "no, let’s not do that, because that, that is f*cking sick.” - Marcy from Californication 

america's fastest and slowest growing state economies
time for a change? 

china lead poisoning: over 600 sickened in latest incident, including 103 children
i'm guessing no regulation and oversight to speak of?? 

phoebe cohen yukon fossils from 800 million years ago reveal tiny shield waving organisms
nature is so cool!

6/9/11

desert storm - via really funny pictures

heat burst sends temperature in wichita soaring to 102 - in the middle of the night
staying on the track of weather related items

Human Barbie - Sarah Burge - gives daughter boob job voucher for her seventh birthday
another winner parenting story

university of washington students nauseated by flower that smells of rancid meat
yuck!

huge gator killed in florida
the radiation is taking hold

australia camels would be slaughtered to reduce greenhouse gas emissions under proposed law
guess camel meat will be cheap then

japan's earless rabbit sparks worries about radiation, mutation
here it's really taking hold

condiment transporting switl robot arm gets a gig moving meat, packing boxes
this will revolutionize the packaging process and it's extremely cool!

new gingrich's staff resigns enmasse
he's a douche bag right out of the gate?

anthony weiner penis photo impresses barbara walters
phewt!!!! there went my mouthful of water. i really would never have expected babs to say that!

the world's most pierced woman married the world's most boring man
now there is something you really don't see every day!

let's stop paying for unwanted treatment at life's end
something that makes a whole lot of sense

6/5/11

via really funny pictures
 i thought the nipple star was a nice touch

didn't know dogs had a sense of humor!
enjoy it!

church cancelled due to lack of god
soon it will not be a fallacy, with church attendance steadily dropping

new university to rival oxbridge will charge 18,000 pounds a year
roughly $30,000 - expensive, but i'm guessing one incredible education

tapes show italian priest lured teenage boys for sex, paid them with cocaine
this shit goes on day after day, year after year, decade after decade... and they use their religion and 'holier than thou' supposed reputation as a cover to do their nasty deeds. it's evil, it's criminal... this shit needs to end!

mosquitoes fooled by smelly molecules
an alternative to DEET! most excellent!

13 injured when bounce houses go airborne in new york
they always said they were dangerous... now in even more ways!

pope: family life in europe suffers 'increasing disintegration'
gee... might not there be a correlation between that and the fact that your clergy are raping children, promoting inability to have good personal relationships?

the lazy song
via toomanytribbles

malaysian women urge wives to be whores in bed
being a whore and being a slave are two different things, wish they understood that

6/3/11

 nighty-night

how to talk to you kids about anthony weiner's penis

better yet, teach your kids it's ok to have a penis that ends up in public and a person's anatomy, his/her sex life and his/her sexual preference doesn't matter in how he/she performs their job.

 palin mangles paul revere
will the republican party PLEASE teach her some history? oh, never mind... that requires the republicans actually knowing it and her having brain cells we know she doesn't possess

crazed christian murders son during 'exorcism'
my only wish is that rational and reasonable behavior smacks this world and HARD

mother pleads guilty over paterson bloody religious ritual
and another one to bring my blood boiling. when is this stupidity going to end?

can angry sex save your relationship?
i don't know... but who cares?! sounds like fun to me!

17 recent political sex scandals
what does this tell you? THEY HAVE SEX - DEAL WITH IT!

bush, cheney listed alongside hitler, bin laden
i do believe them kids in arkansas got it right!

e.coli outbreak spreads to america
not good

gold mine unearths worms from hell
very cool!

6/1/11

well-defined musculature or massive body nodules about to explode?!?!

tag getting a time-out at school: part 1t
i'm just shaking my head here... we have a HUGE obesity problem with our youth and we're taking away more physical exercise for them to participate in? what am i missing?

old people line up to clean radiation in japan
wow! talk about self-sacrifice, that's admirable!

on this day god wants you to know...
via toomanytribbles.blogspot.com

anonymous e-card urges ex-lovers to get std tests
i think it would piss me off to receive one of these in my inbox

science deniers: hand over your cell phones!
thanks, kristen!

penises everywhere!
like that's a bad thing... what a jerk!

ethan law roue cyr wheel presentation - just wow!

turkish methane whiskey takes three tourists' lives
isn't methane a gas?

goodbye food pyramid, hello dinner plate
actually, not a bad idea

shep smith: anthony weiner should recognize 'his certain thing'
imo, it's his wiener; eventually he will be broke down and yet another politician's career is in the toilet