6/27/11

 exactly!

in protest of the cliche 'jump the shark', this shark decides to jump the surfer

only problem, it doesn't look like a shark

vampire front to protect inhuman rights
we haven't even granted or upheld all the 'human' rights yet... wait your turn!!

german cannibal killer sentenced to life

he needs to make himself available for lab tests, this is so weird

cop: woman sprayed us with breast milk

hahahahahahahahaha! because it's better for you than cow's milk! :)

shouldn't it be called 'the great wall of vulva'?

my question would be - how does he not get turned on by doing this?

air conditioning for troops costs more than NASA
$20 BILLION?!?!?!? and you people wonder why we have a deficit here!

twiggy bird nest suite is one of 5 rooms at the swedish tree hotel
birds of a feather flock together

george carlin - there's a reason
as sad as it is that he's not on this earth anymore speaking the truth, i'm glad that he doesn't have to endure this stupid country

egyptian lawmakers: ban chinese hymen fake hymen
well, i have to give credit for the creativity in solving an ancient problem

national atheist party - state chapters
we need more state representatives!

stand with bernie sanders!!
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!

joy with jello
it's just jiggly :)

19 awesomely terrible commercials
it speaks for itself

5 tips for a stronger orgasm
pay attention people, we're trying to spread the joy here!

australian soccer player ejected for genital piercing
the rules are the rules

6/22/11

 wish i knew where i found this gem, sure would love to credit them

princess of whales: how a naked female scientist tries to tame beluga whales in the freezing arctic

fascinating and just a tad too cold for me

scientists create first memory expansion for brain
can anybody say 'the matrix'?

whining is the most annoying sound ever: study
they really needed a study for that? really? you paid money for that?

peeping tom hid in a porta-potty tank, escaped covered in human waste, according to police
.... i'm speechless

virgin atlantic passengers get a foul mouthed awakening
well, if that would have been me, i would have laughed my ass off AND told them how fucking original!

utah man accused of eating live baby rat, posting video online charged with animal cruelty
kinda gross besides the whole animal cruelty thing

women flock to take horse semen shots
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! guess since bestiality is against the law, this is the next best thing?

baby killed in microwave: ka yang, california woman, arrested
if i thought praying to a god would stop ever having to see a news story like this ever again, i would

hemp hero: how marijuana could save the american economy
the writing on the walls has been there for years.... just DO IT!

report: sarah palin quits bus tour halfway through, retreats to alaska
why am i not surprised?

7 yr old michigan boy steals car, drives it 20 miles to visit his dad
wow, the little guy had guts or running away from a sad story at his home

you DON'T need a boyfriend! hilarious and spot on!

6/21/11

via really funny pictures - ouch!!

you're an ape - deal with it!
yeah!

josh seater, oregon man, urinates in water reservoir; portland flushes 8 million gallons in response(VIDEO)
really? it's an open reservoir! i'm thinking there might more gross shit than his incredibly diluted pee in there! just dumb to waste the water and the $36,000 to do it

13 places google doesn't want you to see
here we go with the conspiracy theories again

neurontin killed our husbands, we believe
pharmacology doesn't always help

the weirdest college classes
educational fillers?

sarah, bristol palin to get their trademarks
of course, the first step in them being the only ones to profit off their names, making them officially 'a product' not a person. funny, we've known them for that before they even applied for it

world's biggest shave - roger federer

amish sexter sought buggy sex with girl, 12
never thought i'd see that headline... ever!

republicans: the single greatest threat to america
among other things

harrisburg mayor fasting in hopes of solving city's financial crisis
another loon, like rick perry! again, i'll ask the question - what do you people pull a paycheck for if you think prayer and fasting is the only thing that solves problems? what the fuck do we need you for?

6/20/11

 via really funny pictures

american atheists - i clock well over a thousand of your heads
i APPRECIATE this video by a foreigner!

via laughing in purgatory

parkinsons artificial brain bank
science is so fascinating!!

power lifting pastor kevin fast lifts 22 women, pulls two firetrucks with son
guess the strength of the lord is with him

family says woman died protecting toddler from cow
now that's a hero!

can fried kool-aid quench your thirst?
kool-aid sucks wet, why would i want it in solid form?!?!

new web naming rules to change internet browsing
i'm really surprised they haven't done this before now

us soldier isiah hernandez regrows leg muscle using pig bladder hormones
again, science is brilliant - i have yet to see god do this!

inpatient alcoholic gets hammered after drinking hand sanitizer in Australian hospital
serious drinking problem, i'd say

colonial's deer invasion - even a deer's gotta pray?

ocean report: risk of marine extinctions unprecedented in human history
"if the ocean goes down, it's game over." - dr. alex rogers

via lolwtfcomics

how can i test if my son is gay?

too funny, brilliantly snarky! 

us heading towards nuclear disaster

but does anybody listen? no

 

christians are loving, gentle people - some, but the majority are not!

 if christians as a whole were loving, the divisiveness they create would not be so great!

apocalypse prediction could spark mass suicide, french agency warns

seriously, i'm getting to the point of 'let them'

shrimp running on a treadmill with benny hill theme

6/18/11

via really funny pictures - yeaouchies!!!

drive by blessings!
a mobile church... the evolution of religion

I do not pretend to be able to prove that there is no God. I equally cannot prove that Satan is a fiction. The Christian God may exist; so may the Gods of Olympus, or of ancient Egypt, or of Babylon. But no one of these hypotheses is more probable than any other: they lie outside the region of even probable knowledge, and therefore there is no reason to consider any of them.” Bertrand Russell (1872-1970), What I Believe, 1925

hagfish sliming video - ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!

glass staircase not dress friendly
other men are rejoicing at the smartness of the designer men's stupidity

atheists don't commit as much crime as the religious do
it's a FACT! and yet we are wrong to claim ourselves as righteous. i say - FUCK YOU!

9 countries that do it better: why does europe take better care of its people than america?
because they obviously have a mindset of putting people 1st, greed & corporations 2nd

deadly e. coli was engineered
interesting theory

recycling hotel soap to save lives
what a brilliant idea!

geeky stats about magic mushrooms
i can just here all the anti-drug people go off!

shedding light on religious child maltreatment
via the friendly atheist - excellent piece

bolivia man locks son in wooden box for 2 months
and yet again, religious whack jobs doing a good job of looking ridiculous

male anti-masturbation devices
just in case you were actually looking for these

6/17/11

via really funny pictures
how is this even possible?? just wow!

the ridiculist: william tapley (for the third time)
anderson cooper gets his comedian on with penis guy!

take the demon questionnaire
you are 15 steps away from knowing if you are possessed!
shit - i just took it, I'M THE DEVIL!!

banned commercials - condoms
i'm thinking vasectomy... not condoms!

hitting the sex spot
i want to go!!!

pastor outs gay teens in church
SCUMBAG!!

elderly man who was bound by robbers chews his way to freedom
he was 92! i didn't think we still have teeth left at that age!

becoming christian changes your dna
would love to know where this asshat got his biology degree?

the workings of a pathologically narcissistic mind? sarah palin channeled god in an email about her unborn son trig
okay, she's seriously getting too fucking weird for words

barking cat - lol!!!

the growing culprit behind liver disease
NOT alcohol!

'deer with wings' causes montana power outage
i know it's sad, but i had to laugh at first - deer with wings?

how large can lobsters grow? big! but no one knows how big
now that would be a filling meal!

professor accused of urinating on colleague's door, now a wanted man
marking his territory?

via motifake.com - god is at it again, killing his own

creationist science fair
via unfollowing jesus - totally true

republican new york senator comes out for gay marriage with an awesome quote
i do believe that republican got it right! wish there were more like him

6/16/11

via really funny pictures
mmmmm.... warm shower!

tennessee woman charge with rape and murder of toddler
can someone please tell me what could possibly make another human being do something like this to a child? what a good segway to this next tidbit...
the brain on trial

surprising benefits of blueberries
yummy your way to good health!

married couples are no longer a majority
oh i can hear the american family association now 'they've succeeded in decimating the sanctity of marriage!'
now it's time to double down!

kansas woman sees god's name in vein

oh great! another nut job representing our state. you religious people hate it when we make fun of you, but come on, give us a break... you just make it too fucking easy!

poop burger: japanese researcher creates artificial meat from human feces

i cannot get past the gag reflex..... YUCK!!

constitutional myth#4: the constitution doesn't separate church and state

understand your history, people!!

infant formula linked to juvenile diabetes

another good reason to breastfeed your babies

'ecosexuals' make love with nature

enviro-ality? oh, i see a lot of tree hole jokes in their future

birds with arms

well, i really want to see gators with legs

do you think i'm crazy?
different story - same bullshit

indoctrination at gunpoint
brilliant!!! just brilliant!

my job offer for anthony weiner
what an excellent idea and offer!

carmen william iacullo II and louisa pincus charged with torturing little boy
* insert screaming at the top of my lungs here!!!

on the beltway, a claim of drunken sex at 85 mph
wow! ambitious!

6/14/11

via really funny pictures

'the ledge'
the atheist's 'brokeback mountain' july 8, 2011

rick perry prayer summit intended to convert non-christians
well, duh!

Q. What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic? 
A. Someone who stays up all night mentally torturing himself over the question of whether or not there's a dog.  

"I think we should start calling Rick Perry, Sam Brownback, Michelle Bachman and others of their ilk just what they are - Christianists. They are of the same mentality and the same agenda as Islamists - domination of the world by their ideology. Whenever you write or refer to one of these guys refer to them as "Christianist Rick Perry who espouses the political doctrine of Christianism." Lets call a skunk and skunk" - Darrel Ray

1939 - before our 'christian nation nuts' added 'under god'

atheist elitism
brilliant - such intelligence coming from a member of the younger generation... RAH!

bible in book form via religion sucks

plague could worsen with climate change

but a drier climate predicted for usa... well, lucky, aren't we? 

ben & jerry's to unveil 'schweddy balls' flavor

now that'll be interesting to eat

tv's montel williams comes to sacramento to open marijuana dispensary

go montel!

bee swarm shuts down mott street in chinatown

and it wasn't even the first time they've dealt with this in the city!!

looking through the bushes: the disappearance of pubic hair

i'm a woman and i just can't wrap my head around a man who claims to think he knows what motivates a woman to shave her pubic hair

tv anchors dali lama joke goes wrong

it was funny.. it's a shame he didn't understand

sunspots may disappear, sun going into unusual quiet mode - scientists say

well maybe those annoying 'end of the world' scenarios will finally disappear

6/11/11

via really funny pictures

pet cemeteries need to stop taking in humans says new york state
i understand about loving your pets, but really... buried next to them??

stuffed bear missing, 'kidnappers' demand $10,000 in gluten-free cupcakes
yeah, right

man tricked nurse into changing his diaper by faking brain injury, according to police
wah!

homophobic men most aroused by gay male porn
well, duh... isn't that why so many of the loudest anti-gay people are the ones caught in scandals?

summarised: every science v. religion discussion in history
as long as they continue to ignore facts, their heads will remain in the sand

parthenon by costa-gavras
via helen sotiriadis
to me it is a chilling picture of how the religion in power du jour destroys the previous one. this is all religion has ever been... one taking power over the next.

the weiner-logues with special guest jane lynch
prepare to blush and want to stop listening, but then you can't...

science is wrong
via unfollowing jesus - have never heard it put quite so eloquently

florida couple, arrested for neglecting their toddler, opted out of 'evil' us lifestyle
i'd like to opt out of the greed too, but i'm not going to expect some imaginary guy in the sky to take care of me. this is what religion does, it bankrupts people's sanity. that poor child, lock up the parents and give that child to people who know how to take care of another human being.

real-life exorcist 'brother hermes' promises to drive out the devil
*shaking my head*

passenger strips naked on flight
... and the problem is?

lawrence o'donnell gets letter from donald trump
lawrence, as always, spot on

ten charts that prove the united states is a low tax country
every chart tells me what is helping to contribute to our deficit, too

the mute button - too funny

6/10/11

via really funny pictures

new survey shows most shun abortion but want it legal
yeah, 3 out of 4 who get abortions are the religious. they fight out loud but when it really comes down to it, they are the majority getting them. can anyone say hypocrite?

deadly fungus strikes joplin, mo survivors, volunteers
now they have another crisis to overcome! this is so sad!!! i can't even begin to understand what these poor people have had to endure!

putting faith in its place - logic, love it

alcohol sales thrive in hard times
well, duh and also, internet porn

runaway moose on loose barges into swedish retirement home
that was probably more excitement than they've had in a long time!

hasselbeck, palin on the outs
hope hasselbeck uses her platform to inform the world of that and why

box labeled 'grandmas urn' left at goodwill store
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

inside the minds of the young bronte's
who knew?!?! fascinating stuff!

why norway is the best place to be a mother and the us the worst? abortion access
this is just one of the many reasons the us is NOT #1 and i wish all those that scream it is would get their heads out of their butts and educate themselves

hike naked: germany opens new nude-friendly nature trails
woo hoo!!!

foreign press says sarah palin is a traitor
the way they put, i agree

too much coffee makes you hear voices
see, i told you god wasn't talking to you

6/5/11

via really funny pictures
 i thought the nipple star was a nice touch

didn't know dogs had a sense of humor!
enjoy it!

church cancelled due to lack of god
soon it will not be a fallacy, with church attendance steadily dropping

new university to rival oxbridge will charge 18,000 pounds a year
roughly $30,000 - expensive, but i'm guessing one incredible education

tapes show italian priest lured teenage boys for sex, paid them with cocaine
this shit goes on day after day, year after year, decade after decade... and they use their religion and 'holier than thou' supposed reputation as a cover to do their nasty deeds. it's evil, it's criminal... this shit needs to end!

mosquitoes fooled by smelly molecules
an alternative to DEET! most excellent!

13 injured when bounce houses go airborne in new york
they always said they were dangerous... now in even more ways!

pope: family life in europe suffers 'increasing disintegration'
gee... might not there be a correlation between that and the fact that your clergy are raping children, promoting inability to have good personal relationships?

the lazy song
via toomanytribbles

malaysian women urge wives to be whores in bed
being a whore and being a slave are two different things, wish they understood that

6/3/11

 nighty-night

how to talk to you kids about anthony weiner's penis

better yet, teach your kids it's ok to have a penis that ends up in public and a person's anatomy, his/her sex life and his/her sexual preference doesn't matter in how he/she performs their job.

 palin mangles paul revere
will the republican party PLEASE teach her some history? oh, never mind... that requires the republicans actually knowing it and her having brain cells we know she doesn't possess

crazed christian murders son during 'exorcism'
my only wish is that rational and reasonable behavior smacks this world and HARD

mother pleads guilty over paterson bloody religious ritual
and another one to bring my blood boiling. when is this stupidity going to end?

can angry sex save your relationship?
i don't know... but who cares?! sounds like fun to me!

17 recent political sex scandals
what does this tell you? THEY HAVE SEX - DEAL WITH IT!

bush, cheney listed alongside hitler, bin laden
i do believe them kids in arkansas got it right!

e.coli outbreak spreads to america
not good

gold mine unearths worms from hell
very cool!