6/27/11

 exactly!

in protest of the cliche 'jump the shark', this shark decides to jump the surfer

only problem, it doesn't look like a shark

vampire front to protect inhuman rights
we haven't even granted or upheld all the 'human' rights yet... wait your turn!!

german cannibal killer sentenced to life

he needs to make himself available for lab tests, this is so weird

cop: woman sprayed us with breast milk

hahahahahahahahaha! because it's better for you than cow's milk! :)

shouldn't it be called 'the great wall of vulva'?

my question would be - how does he not get turned on by doing this?

air conditioning for troops costs more than NASA
$20 BILLION?!?!?!? and you people wonder why we have a deficit here!

twiggy bird nest suite is one of 5 rooms at the swedish tree hotel
birds of a feather flock together

george carlin - there's a reason
as sad as it is that he's not on this earth anymore speaking the truth, i'm glad that he doesn't have to endure this stupid country

egyptian lawmakers: ban chinese hymen fake hymen
well, i have to give credit for the creativity in solving an ancient problem

national atheist party - state chapters
we need more state representatives!

stand with bernie sanders!!
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!

joy with jello
it's just jiggly :)

19 awesomely terrible commercials
it speaks for itself

5 tips for a stronger orgasm
pay attention people, we're trying to spread the joy here!

australian soccer player ejected for genital piercing
the rules are the rules

6/25/11

"Keep religion out of the government. When you walk into your office, you should leave  your god at the door. If you can't do that, don't rule the country I live in. It's that simple."

Thrash Eagle - good words, so simple, yet so hard for people to grasp

Q. What's the difference between jesus and a prostitute?
A. The noise they make when they are getting nailed.
via Dark Humor

AC360 - 'Prophet Cindy Jacobs': Birds Dying Because of DADT Repeal
 yeah, and you're a self-proclaimed 'profit' out of the goodness of your heart

7 weirdest monuments around the world
no 8th?

states stop circumcision funds amidst budget crisis'
the only good thing to come about during deficits - intact penises

over-prescribed: how taking too many pills is hurting americans
use your common sense

6/23/11

enough of this 'freedom of religion' crap - RAMEN!!

 one of these is who gets credit for this beauty

drugged, raped, then jailed for adultery
yeah, that makes a whole lot of sense

dog guards forgotten baby overnight
sometimes the dog is the better parent, pretty sad if you ask me

fake zebra seized in ukraine
couldn't afford to buy one as a tourist attraction?

brazil man uses poodle to hit wife
i'm not sure which to be more upset about?!?!

naki'o: the first dog with four prosthetic paws
very cool!

north carolina woman sterilized because state deemed her 'promiscuous'
because she was 14 and got raped! wtf?

the candidate cometh
be afraid... be very afraid!!

shortest jehovah's witness conversation ever
spot on!

will you help senator sanders expose the koch echo chamber?
brainwashing... hmmmm, let me think - where is this situation also present? and the exact same situation where most of these brainwashees also participate? lightbulb bright... very bright! in their RELIGIOUS ACTIVITIES!! it goes hand in hand! when you are willing to just BELIEVE anything, you will FALL for everything!!!

35 pounds of human vomit found in pa parking lot

and why????!?!?!?!?!?!?!

majority of us babies are non-white for the first time, census finds

nice! racism goodbye!

pothole art

very creative!

6/22/11

 wish i knew where i found this gem, sure would love to credit them

princess of whales: how a naked female scientist tries to tame beluga whales in the freezing arctic

fascinating and just a tad too cold for me

scientists create first memory expansion for brain
can anybody say 'the matrix'?

whining is the most annoying sound ever: study
they really needed a study for that? really? you paid money for that?

peeping tom hid in a porta-potty tank, escaped covered in human waste, according to police
.... i'm speechless

virgin atlantic passengers get a foul mouthed awakening
well, if that would have been me, i would have laughed my ass off AND told them how fucking original!

utah man accused of eating live baby rat, posting video online charged with animal cruelty
kinda gross besides the whole animal cruelty thing

women flock to take horse semen shots
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! guess since bestiality is against the law, this is the next best thing?

baby killed in microwave: ka yang, california woman, arrested
if i thought praying to a god would stop ever having to see a news story like this ever again, i would

hemp hero: how marijuana could save the american economy
the writing on the walls has been there for years.... just DO IT!

report: sarah palin quits bus tour halfway through, retreats to alaska
why am i not surprised?

7 yr old michigan boy steals car, drives it 20 miles to visit his dad
wow, the little guy had guts or running away from a sad story at his home

you DON'T need a boyfriend! hilarious and spot on!

6/16/11

via really funny pictures
mmmmm.... warm shower!

tennessee woman charge with rape and murder of toddler
can someone please tell me what could possibly make another human being do something like this to a child? what a good segway to this next tidbit...
the brain on trial

surprising benefits of blueberries
yummy your way to good health!

married couples are no longer a majority
oh i can hear the american family association now 'they've succeeded in decimating the sanctity of marriage!'
now it's time to double down!

kansas woman sees god's name in vein

oh great! another nut job representing our state. you religious people hate it when we make fun of you, but come on, give us a break... you just make it too fucking easy!

poop burger: japanese researcher creates artificial meat from human feces

i cannot get past the gag reflex..... YUCK!!

constitutional myth#4: the constitution doesn't separate church and state

understand your history, people!!

infant formula linked to juvenile diabetes

another good reason to breastfeed your babies

'ecosexuals' make love with nature

enviro-ality? oh, i see a lot of tree hole jokes in their future

birds with arms

well, i really want to see gators with legs

do you think i'm crazy?
different story - same bullshit

indoctrination at gunpoint
brilliant!!! just brilliant!

my job offer for anthony weiner
what an excellent idea and offer!

carmen william iacullo II and louisa pincus charged with torturing little boy
* insert screaming at the top of my lungs here!!!

on the beltway, a claim of drunken sex at 85 mph
wow! ambitious!

6/10/11

via really funny pictures

new survey shows most shun abortion but want it legal
yeah, 3 out of 4 who get abortions are the religious. they fight out loud but when it really comes down to it, they are the majority getting them. can anyone say hypocrite?

deadly fungus strikes joplin, mo survivors, volunteers
now they have another crisis to overcome! this is so sad!!! i can't even begin to understand what these poor people have had to endure!

putting faith in its place - logic, love it

alcohol sales thrive in hard times
well, duh and also, internet porn

runaway moose on loose barges into swedish retirement home
that was probably more excitement than they've had in a long time!

hasselbeck, palin on the outs
hope hasselbeck uses her platform to inform the world of that and why

box labeled 'grandmas urn' left at goodwill store
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

inside the minds of the young bronte's
who knew?!?! fascinating stuff!

why norway is the best place to be a mother and the us the worst? abortion access
this is just one of the many reasons the us is NOT #1 and i wish all those that scream it is would get their heads out of their butts and educate themselves

hike naked: germany opens new nude-friendly nature trails
woo hoo!!!

foreign press says sarah palin is a traitor
the way they put, i agree

too much coffee makes you hear voices
see, i told you god wasn't talking to you

5/31/11

 

Beautiful Sky Picture via uniquepicturehunter.com

Police: Sheriff's deputy kills ex-wife, shoots state trooper

oh yeah, tell me again how we shouldn't outlaw guns because legal gun owners are the good guys

Richard Dawkins for president ! with Christopher Hitchens as Vice President! Harris and Dannett as president advisors! A.C Graying for Education Department ! My Imaginary Government ! - Faisal Saeed Al Mutar

Heard on Facebook today - 'Nerdgasm' thank you Steve Olsen for making my morning!

Muslim girl, Katya Koren, 19, stoned to death after taking part in beauty contest

i don't like them either, but really?  stoning??

Horse herpes outbreak in western states 

do they have condoms for horses? lol

A-OK in AK:School Administrator admonishes proselytizing teacher

now here's something we don't see very often! 

Jury finds mother guilty of murder in childs exorcism death

GOOD... maybe this will be a deterrent to all the other crazy parents out there!

Egyptian general admits 'virginity checks' conducted on protestors

anything to fuck with women... see what power does

A woman trapped

via toomanytribbles.com - aptly named picture for women in religion

High School takes on school administration

go zack zopplin!

New study: You can't live on minimum wage

DUH!!!!!!!!

Florida suing god for hurricane damage

if only they could, it wouldn't cost us so much to repair

Dad drops daughter to catch foul ball at Dodgers-Marlins game

if i was a die-hard sports kid i really don't know if i'd be pissed at the dad or not!

Facebook fight - inside the cult of Elizabeth Warren

when it's this hard to get an incredibly decent person working for the people, you gotta know how many bad apples we got in government

Jersey Shore star Snooki puts two Italian police officers in hospital after crashing into patrol car

she's comical in two countries now!

Late returns: God gives Bachmann the all-clear
wish he would have told her it really wasn't her time.... ever!