Interesting Today: Quotes

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Saturday

6/25/11

"Keep religion out of the government. When you walk into your office, you should leave your god at the door. If you can't do that, don't rule the country I live in. It's that simple."

Thrash Eagle - good words, so simple, yet so hard for people to grasp

Q. What's the difference between jesus and a prostitute?
A. The noise they make when they are getting nailed.
via Dark Humor

AC360 - 'Prophet Cindy Jacobs': Birds Dying Because of DADT Repeal
yeah, and you're a self-proclaimed 'profit' out of the goodness of your heart

7 weirdest monuments around the world
no 8th?

states stop circumcision funds amidst budget crisis'
the only good thing to come about during deficits - intact penises

over-prescribed: how taking too many pills is hurting americans
use your common sense

via really funny pictures - yeaouchies!!!

drive by blessings!
a mobile church... the evolution of religion

I do not pretend to be able to prove that there is no God. I equally cannot prove that Satan is a fiction. The Christian God may exist; so may the Gods of Olympus, or of ancient Egypt, or of Babylon. But no one of these hypotheses is more probable than any other: they lie outside the region of even probable knowledge, and therefore there is no reason to consider any of them.” Bertrand Russell (1872-1970), What I Believe, 1925

hagfish sliming video - ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!

glass staircase not dress friendly
other men are rejoicing at the smartness of the designer men's stupidity

atheists don't commit as much crime as the religious do
it's a FACT! and yet we are wrong to claim ourselves as righteous. i say - FUCK YOU!

9 countries that do it better: why does europe take better care of its people than america?
because they obviously have a mindset of putting people 1st, greed & corporations 2nd

deadly e. coli was engineered
interesting theory

recycling hotel soap to save lives
what a brilliant idea!

geeky stats about magic mushrooms
i can just here all the anti-drug people go off!

shedding light on religious child maltreatment
via the friendly atheist - excellent piece

bolivia man locks son in wooden box for 2 months
and yet again, religious whack jobs doing a good job of looking ridiculous

male anti-masturbation devices
just in case you were actually looking for these

Tuesday

6/14/11

via really funny pictures

'the ledge'
the atheist's 'brokeback mountain' july 8, 2011

rick perry prayer summit intended to convert non-christians
well, duh!

Q. What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?
A. Someone who stays up all night mentally torturing himself over the question of whether or not there's a dog.

"I think we should start calling Rick Perry, Sam Brownback, Michelle Bachman and others of their ilk just what they are - Christianists. They are of the same mentality and the same agenda as Islamists - domination of the world by their ideology. Whenever you write or refer to one of these guys refer to them as "Christianist Rick Perry who espouses the political doctrine of Christianism." Lets call a skunk and skunk" - Darrel Ray

1939 - before our 'christian nation nuts' added 'under god'

atheist elitism
brilliant - such intelligence coming from a member of the younger generation... RAH!

bible in book form via religion sucks

plague could worsen with climate change

but a drier climate predicted for usa... well, lucky, aren't we?

ben & jerry's to unveil 'schweddy balls' flavor

now that'll be interesting to eat

tv's montel williams comes to sacramento to open marijuana dispensary

go montel!

bee swarm shuts down mott street in chinatown

and it wasn't even the first time they've dealt with this in the city!!

looking through the bushes: the disappearance of pubic hair

i'm a woman and i just can't wrap my head around a man who claims to think he knows what motivates a woman to shave her pubic hair

tv anchors dali lama joke goes wrong

it was funny.. it's a shame he didn't understand

sunspots may disappear, sun going into unusual quiet mode - scientists say

well maybe those annoying 'end of the world' scenarios will finally disappear

Monday

6/13/11

THE OFFICIAL GOD FAQ

Question: “Is there a God?”
Answer: “No.”

In the quite unlikely event that you were to discover any omissions or inaccuracies on this page, they may be reported to the international headquarters of The Official God FAQ, at aod@400monkeys.com, where they will be thoroughly investigated, submitted to rigorous scientific testing and, if substantiated, included in a subsequent update. Thank you.
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lewis black explains religion

routine circumcision
watch this and decide if you really want to circumcise your kid. do some research.

"I don't have any faith, but I have a lot of hope, and I have a lot of dreams of what we could do with our intelligence if we had the will and the leadership and the understanding of how we could take all of our intelligence and our resources and create a world for our kids that is hopeful." — Ann Druyan

marriage according to the bible
a lot different than what they keep telling us today

terry pratchett initiates assisted suicide process
good luck in changing the law, terry!

worlds first womb transplant planned
fascinating!

are you brainwashed?

Sunday

6/12/11

via really funny pictures

love her spirit!

choose my plate - the new food guidelines
looks good to me!

"Every great movement must experience three stages: ridicule, discussion, adoption." - John Stuart Mill

incest - adam and eve
via atheist images
funny, how i never thought of it like that, but now that i see it... yeah, atheists are called sick fucks. well now, believing in this god takes on a whole new meaning.

"Sometimes you need boundaries. Sometimes you need someone to say "no, let’s not do that, because that, that is f*cking sick.” - Marcy from Californication

america's fastest and slowest growing state economies
time for a change?

china lead poisoning: over 600 sickened in latest incident, including 103 children
i'm guessing no regulation and oversight to speak of??

phoebe cohen yukon fossils from 800 million years ago reveal tiny shield waving organisms
nature is so cool!

Wednesday

6/8/11

really bad pole dancing - via really funny pictures

i don't think you can call it dancing when you're just pinned to the poll...

"Of course it hurts, you're being fucked by an elephant." - doesn't remember exactly where he heard it but repeated by Sean Gillespie, in reference to Republicans

"Sarah Palin is driving all around the country in a bus, I guess to pick up where Charlie Sheen left off." - Jimmy Kimmel

"The notion that faith in Chris is to be rewarded by an eternity of bliss, while a dependence upon reason, observation and experience merits everlasting pain, is too absurd for refutation, and can be relieved only by that unhappy mixture of insanity and ignorance, called "faith." - Robert Green Ingersoll

jan eastgate, scientology leader, arrested for sex abuse cover-up
and the beginning of the end has started...

gop running fake democrats in wisconsin recall elections
why am i not surprised?

'human breast milk' from genetically modified cows
now i've definitely heard it all!

the strange history of ramen noodles
absolutely useless factoid, but interesting none-the-less

boehner's monthly tab $2000
this is the reason for the continual eye leakage... he got a raise, it's actually tears of joy

japan suicide rates hit 2 year high in may
i just can't even imagine what these people are going through :(

kumare: a true film about a false prophet
here sheepy, sheepy... here sheepy, sheepy. it's just too easy

swat team breaks down doors looking for student loan defaulters
wtf?

facebook mega-fan: girl has friends tattooed on arm
remember girl, it's permanent!

titanic II sinks on maiden voyage, 99 years after the anniversary
tragic how history repeats itself

can the human heart repair itself?
science is amazing... one of these days people will be immortal

man with dead weasel arrested for assault
shit gets weirder every day

giant rats viciously attack two babies in south africa
wow! i never knew they could get that big!

Tuesday

6/7/11

via really funny pictures
when i shit my pants, i never get anything

"Religion was invented when the first con man met the first fool." - Mark Twain

irony - in god we trust

via atheist images

celebrity sheep 'shrek' dies in new zealand after 6 years on the lam

add a 'b' to the end of that sentence and it takes on a whole new meaning!! lol

topless woman in stuart doesn't avoid law enforcement scrutiny

and what's wrong with being topless?

therapy to change a 'feminine' boy created a troubled man, says family
when will we let to just let people 'be' who they are meant to be?

wiener admitted that it was in fact 'his' weiner.... what a weiner. lol

jilted ex-boyfriend puts up abortion billboard
i can see why he's an ex

blue shield of california to return $167 million to its policy holders
i don't think i've ever seen something so humanitarian from a medical insurance company

gay cop told marching in gay parade a 'discredit'
what a way to uphold our laws bosses of this man, isn't that your job?

more wrinkles could mean weaker bones, research shows
another incentive to have baby butt smooth skin

connecticut city: people using new fountain as a toilet
ewwwwwwwwwwwww!

marijuana is safer - so why are we driving people to drink?
exactly!

infant left on highway by mum
another good parent... i wish they would just disappear

explained: why people sometimes crave dirt
because mud pies are good?

no decline in sperm counts after all, danish study shows
the little swimmers are just as strong as ever

Monday

6/6/11

crap head via really funny pictures

really? would YOU have shave a picture of a man shitting on you on your head??

parents leave infant in hot car outside strip club

and the mother and father of the year goes to...

"We are lucky enough to be living in a country that not only guarantees the freedom to practice religion as we see fit, but also freedom FROM religious zealots who would persecute and prosecute and even physically harm those of us who do not believe as they do. . . . If you refuse to salute the flag and say God in your pledge, you're actually judged un-American. But that's not the way America is supposed to be. That's the way Iran is. . . . Predicating patriotism on a citizen's belief in God is as anti-American as judging him on the color of his skin. It is wrong. It is useless. It is unconstitutional." — Harvey Fierstein in the segment "Outtakes"