6/29/11

this is where i want to be... right now, damn it!

oreo cameos, intricate hand carved portraits inside a cookie

art you can eat

5 monkeys - the evolution of fear and ignorance

the crack spiders bitch

what starts off as a nature video, quickly deteriorates into comedy. just brilliant! lmfao!

awesomely weird expanding halo seen from hawaii

a logical explanation for the unknown = reality

bible's different authors revealed by new language software

fascinating

break dancing gorilla WIN!!

last waltz

some peculiar and strange deaths

diet sodas linked to weight gain

oh the irony, it's killing me

epileptic turtle gets brain scan

i understand why they are doing it, but since when do turtles have epilepsy?

turtles invade jfk airport, cause flight delays

'am i not turtley enough for you? turtle, turtle, turtle' - only some of you will get the reference

doctor's pull stubborn moth from colorado boy's ear

imagine what that must feel like!

 thoughts from within - woody harrelson
i have a new-found respect for the man

in defense of the original pledge: an open letter to nbc
i'd like to see this make more news than the fundies crying sour grapes

6/27/11

 exactly!

in protest of the cliche 'jump the shark', this shark decides to jump the surfer

only problem, it doesn't look like a shark

vampire front to protect inhuman rights
we haven't even granted or upheld all the 'human' rights yet... wait your turn!!

german cannibal killer sentenced to life

he needs to make himself available for lab tests, this is so weird

cop: woman sprayed us with breast milk

hahahahahahahahaha! because it's better for you than cow's milk! :)

shouldn't it be called 'the great wall of vulva'?

my question would be - how does he not get turned on by doing this?

air conditioning for troops costs more than NASA
$20 BILLION?!?!?!? and you people wonder why we have a deficit here!

twiggy bird nest suite is one of 5 rooms at the swedish tree hotel
birds of a feather flock together

george carlin - there's a reason
as sad as it is that he's not on this earth anymore speaking the truth, i'm glad that he doesn't have to endure this stupid country

egyptian lawmakers: ban chinese hymen fake hymen
well, i have to give credit for the creativity in solving an ancient problem

national atheist party - state chapters
we need more state representatives!

stand with bernie sanders!!
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!

joy with jello
it's just jiggly :)

19 awesomely terrible commercials
it speaks for itself

5 tips for a stronger orgasm
pay attention people, we're trying to spread the joy here!

australian soccer player ejected for genital piercing
the rules are the rules

6/22/11

 wish i knew where i found this gem, sure would love to credit them

princess of whales: how a naked female scientist tries to tame beluga whales in the freezing arctic

fascinating and just a tad too cold for me

scientists create first memory expansion for brain
can anybody say 'the matrix'?

whining is the most annoying sound ever: study
they really needed a study for that? really? you paid money for that?

peeping tom hid in a porta-potty tank, escaped covered in human waste, according to police
.... i'm speechless

virgin atlantic passengers get a foul mouthed awakening
well, if that would have been me, i would have laughed my ass off AND told them how fucking original!

utah man accused of eating live baby rat, posting video online charged with animal cruelty
kinda gross besides the whole animal cruelty thing

women flock to take horse semen shots
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! guess since bestiality is against the law, this is the next best thing?

baby killed in microwave: ka yang, california woman, arrested
if i thought praying to a god would stop ever having to see a news story like this ever again, i would

hemp hero: how marijuana could save the american economy
the writing on the walls has been there for years.... just DO IT!

report: sarah palin quits bus tour halfway through, retreats to alaska
why am i not surprised?

7 yr old michigan boy steals car, drives it 20 miles to visit his dad
wow, the little guy had guts or running away from a sad story at his home

you DON'T need a boyfriend! hilarious and spot on!

6/20/11

 via really funny pictures

american atheists - i clock well over a thousand of your heads
i APPRECIATE this video by a foreigner!

via laughing in purgatory

parkinsons artificial brain bank
science is so fascinating!!

power lifting pastor kevin fast lifts 22 women, pulls two firetrucks with son
guess the strength of the lord is with him

family says woman died protecting toddler from cow
now that's a hero!

can fried kool-aid quench your thirst?
kool-aid sucks wet, why would i want it in solid form?!?!

new web naming rules to change internet browsing
i'm really surprised they haven't done this before now

us soldier isiah hernandez regrows leg muscle using pig bladder hormones
again, science is brilliant - i have yet to see god do this!

inpatient alcoholic gets hammered after drinking hand sanitizer in Australian hospital
serious drinking problem, i'd say

colonial's deer invasion - even a deer's gotta pray?

ocean report: risk of marine extinctions unprecedented in human history
"if the ocean goes down, it's game over." - dr. alex rogers

via lolwtfcomics

how can i test if my son is gay?

too funny, brilliantly snarky! 

us heading towards nuclear disaster

but does anybody listen? no

 

christians are loving, gentle people - some, but the majority are not!

 if christians as a whole were loving, the divisiveness they create would not be so great!

apocalypse prediction could spark mass suicide, french agency warns

seriously, i'm getting to the point of 'let them'

shrimp running on a treadmill with benny hill theme

6/16/11

via really funny pictures
mmmmm.... warm shower!

tennessee woman charge with rape and murder of toddler
can someone please tell me what could possibly make another human being do something like this to a child? what a good segway to this next tidbit...
the brain on trial

surprising benefits of blueberries
yummy your way to good health!

married couples are no longer a majority
oh i can hear the american family association now 'they've succeeded in decimating the sanctity of marriage!'
now it's time to double down!

kansas woman sees god's name in vein

oh great! another nut job representing our state. you religious people hate it when we make fun of you, but come on, give us a break... you just make it too fucking easy!

poop burger: japanese researcher creates artificial meat from human feces

i cannot get past the gag reflex..... YUCK!!

constitutional myth#4: the constitution doesn't separate church and state

understand your history, people!!

infant formula linked to juvenile diabetes

another good reason to breastfeed your babies

'ecosexuals' make love with nature

enviro-ality? oh, i see a lot of tree hole jokes in their future

birds with arms

well, i really want to see gators with legs

do you think i'm crazy?
different story - same bullshit

indoctrination at gunpoint
brilliant!!! just brilliant!

my job offer for anthony weiner
what an excellent idea and offer!

carmen william iacullo II and louisa pincus charged with torturing little boy
* insert screaming at the top of my lungs here!!!

on the beltway, a claim of drunken sex at 85 mph
wow! ambitious!

6/15/11

via really funny pictures

man dies while raping elder south texas woman
if only all justice was this swift

bald eagles attack post office at alaska port
testy birds

fundamentalist christian dentist censured for trying to drill religion into a patient
another proselytizing nut job

biting into 'monroe's lips' for real
for those of us who enjoy eating fat... yes, fat... as in lard. blech!!!

tea party summer school: the experience of a lifetime
and how is this any different than jesus camp? oh yeah, jesus AND politics education!

in which a lion tries to make a snack out of this baby
atheist lion? or just animal instincts?

6/14/11

via really funny pictures

'the ledge'
the atheist's 'brokeback mountain' july 8, 2011

rick perry prayer summit intended to convert non-christians
well, duh!

Q. What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic? 
A. Someone who stays up all night mentally torturing himself over the question of whether or not there's a dog.  

"I think we should start calling Rick Perry, Sam Brownback, Michelle Bachman and others of their ilk just what they are - Christianists. They are of the same mentality and the same agenda as Islamists - domination of the world by their ideology. Whenever you write or refer to one of these guys refer to them as "Christianist Rick Perry who espouses the political doctrine of Christianism." Lets call a skunk and skunk" - Darrel Ray

1939 - before our 'christian nation nuts' added 'under god'

atheist elitism
brilliant - such intelligence coming from a member of the younger generation... RAH!

bible in book form via religion sucks

plague could worsen with climate change

but a drier climate predicted for usa... well, lucky, aren't we? 

ben & jerry's to unveil 'schweddy balls' flavor

now that'll be interesting to eat

tv's montel williams comes to sacramento to open marijuana dispensary

go montel!

bee swarm shuts down mott street in chinatown

and it wasn't even the first time they've dealt with this in the city!!

looking through the bushes: the disappearance of pubic hair

i'm a woman and i just can't wrap my head around a man who claims to think he knows what motivates a woman to shave her pubic hair

tv anchors dali lama joke goes wrong

it was funny.. it's a shame he didn't understand

sunspots may disappear, sun going into unusual quiet mode - scientists say

well maybe those annoying 'end of the world' scenarios will finally disappear