6/28/11

 science vs. religion flowchart

logic... can't beat it

wind power without the blades
this is incredible!

richard tillman on real time w/ bill maher

the most powerful climate video you will see all week
science, it trumps ignorance once again

the perplexed observer - practice what you preach - ka-pow
served, but good!

the inception chair
art and practicality in one! brilliant!

door to door atheists bother mormons
they obviously like it as well as we do - ha, ha! turnaround is fair play!

michele bachmann says john quincy adams was one of our founding fathers
among other things that she gets consistently wrong

could shakespeares' bones tell us if he smoked pot?
i wouldn't be surprised

police dogs die in baking-hot car; police officer reportedly attempts suicide
poor man, he must obviously have loved those dogs

religious animal slaughter ban passes in the netherlands
the fact that they even had to have a ban is incredible to me

indians pay surgeons to turn girls into boys
this is beyond disgusting

20 amazing look-alikes
wow! they definitely look like they were separated at birth!

'aliens have two legs and two arms' - russian scientist
love when people make definitive comments with no proof

drugs plot raid reveals old woman feeding rabbits with cannabis
"the rabbits really like it!" of course they do!!

6/24/11

faith palm via atheist images

i especially liked the last one - easily offended... SO TRUE!!!

louis ck learns about the catholic church - lmfao!

the berlin heart: 7 yr old undergoes groundbreaking heart treatment

amazing!

7 bizarre brain disorders you've probably never heard of

you're right... i hadn't, fascinating

the living why thousands of russian addicts are rotting to death

sad and scary

atheist challenges c street congressman in democratic primary

hope the atheist wins!! 

16% of white evangelicals oppose interracial marriage

still?!?!? what year is this?

6/22/11

 wish i knew where i found this gem, sure would love to credit them

princess of whales: how a naked female scientist tries to tame beluga whales in the freezing arctic

fascinating and just a tad too cold for me

scientists create first memory expansion for brain
can anybody say 'the matrix'?

whining is the most annoying sound ever: study
they really needed a study for that? really? you paid money for that?

peeping tom hid in a porta-potty tank, escaped covered in human waste, according to police
.... i'm speechless

virgin atlantic passengers get a foul mouthed awakening
well, if that would have been me, i would have laughed my ass off AND told them how fucking original!

utah man accused of eating live baby rat, posting video online charged with animal cruelty
kinda gross besides the whole animal cruelty thing

women flock to take horse semen shots
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! guess since bestiality is against the law, this is the next best thing?

baby killed in microwave: ka yang, california woman, arrested
if i thought praying to a god would stop ever having to see a news story like this ever again, i would

hemp hero: how marijuana could save the american economy
the writing on the walls has been there for years.... just DO IT!

report: sarah palin quits bus tour halfway through, retreats to alaska
why am i not surprised?

7 yr old michigan boy steals car, drives it 20 miles to visit his dad
wow, the little guy had guts or running away from a sad story at his home

you DON'T need a boyfriend! hilarious and spot on!

6/21/11

via really funny pictures - ouch!!

you're an ape - deal with it!
yeah!

josh seater, oregon man, urinates in water reservoir; portland flushes 8 million gallons in response(VIDEO)
really? it's an open reservoir! i'm thinking there might more gross shit than his incredibly diluted pee in there! just dumb to waste the water and the $36,000 to do it

13 places google doesn't want you to see
here we go with the conspiracy theories again

neurontin killed our husbands, we believe
pharmacology doesn't always help

the weirdest college classes
educational fillers?

sarah, bristol palin to get their trademarks
of course, the first step in them being the only ones to profit off their names, making them officially 'a product' not a person. funny, we've known them for that before they even applied for it

world's biggest shave - roger federer

amish sexter sought buggy sex with girl, 12
never thought i'd see that headline... ever!

republicans: the single greatest threat to america
among other things

harrisburg mayor fasting in hopes of solving city's financial crisis
another loon, like rick perry! again, i'll ask the question - what do you people pull a paycheck for if you think prayer and fasting is the only thing that solves problems? what the fuck do we need you for?

6/20/11

 via really funny pictures

american atheists - i clock well over a thousand of your heads
i APPRECIATE this video by a foreigner!

via laughing in purgatory

parkinsons artificial brain bank
science is so fascinating!!

power lifting pastor kevin fast lifts 22 women, pulls two firetrucks with son
guess the strength of the lord is with him

family says woman died protecting toddler from cow
now that's a hero!

can fried kool-aid quench your thirst?
kool-aid sucks wet, why would i want it in solid form?!?!

new web naming rules to change internet browsing
i'm really surprised they haven't done this before now

us soldier isiah hernandez regrows leg muscle using pig bladder hormones
again, science is brilliant - i have yet to see god do this!

inpatient alcoholic gets hammered after drinking hand sanitizer in Australian hospital
serious drinking problem, i'd say

colonial's deer invasion - even a deer's gotta pray?

ocean report: risk of marine extinctions unprecedented in human history
"if the ocean goes down, it's game over." - dr. alex rogers

via lolwtfcomics

how can i test if my son is gay?

too funny, brilliantly snarky! 

us heading towards nuclear disaster

but does anybody listen? no

 

christians are loving, gentle people - some, but the majority are not!

 if christians as a whole were loving, the divisiveness they create would not be so great!

apocalypse prediction could spark mass suicide, french agency warns

seriously, i'm getting to the point of 'let them'

shrimp running on a treadmill with benny hill theme

6/19/11

via really funny pictures

a child prays at an atheist convention
the miracle of brainwashing

scientists find mathematical formula for the perfect wife
yeah... right

sexually ambiguous dads celebrate father's day
with transgender being fairly recent, this is a whole new spin on this day

hundreds join midsummer skinny dip rhossili on gower
woo hoo! nekk'ed people!

pledge of allegiance
the original version!

son gives diabetic dad kidney for father's day
what a nice payback

clay weiner - happy father's gay
another funny take on it

world naked bike ride
boy, naked again!

jon stewart live on fox news, tells host 'you're insane!'
he is and once again, more excellent and honest commentary than we got through mainstream media

bill maher new rules june 17, 2011
says it all and says it right

6/14/11

via really funny pictures

'the ledge'
the atheist's 'brokeback mountain' july 8, 2011

rick perry prayer summit intended to convert non-christians
well, duh!

Q. What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic? 
A. Someone who stays up all night mentally torturing himself over the question of whether or not there's a dog.  

"I think we should start calling Rick Perry, Sam Brownback, Michelle Bachman and others of their ilk just what they are - Christianists. They are of the same mentality and the same agenda as Islamists - domination of the world by their ideology. Whenever you write or refer to one of these guys refer to them as "Christianist Rick Perry who espouses the political doctrine of Christianism." Lets call a skunk and skunk" - Darrel Ray

1939 - before our 'christian nation nuts' added 'under god'

atheist elitism
brilliant - such intelligence coming from a member of the younger generation... RAH!

bible in book form via religion sucks

plague could worsen with climate change

but a drier climate predicted for usa... well, lucky, aren't we? 

ben & jerry's to unveil 'schweddy balls' flavor

now that'll be interesting to eat

tv's montel williams comes to sacramento to open marijuana dispensary

go montel!

bee swarm shuts down mott street in chinatown

and it wasn't even the first time they've dealt with this in the city!!

looking through the bushes: the disappearance of pubic hair

i'm a woman and i just can't wrap my head around a man who claims to think he knows what motivates a woman to shave her pubic hair

tv anchors dali lama joke goes wrong

it was funny.. it's a shame he didn't understand

sunspots may disappear, sun going into unusual quiet mode - scientists say

well maybe those annoying 'end of the world' scenarios will finally disappear

6/12/11

via really funny pictures

love her spirit!

choose my plate - the new food guidelines
looks good to me!

"Every great movement must experience three stages: ridicule, discussion, adoption." - John Stuart Mill

incest - adam and eve
via atheist images
funny, how i never thought of it like that, but now that i see it...  yeah, atheists are called sick fucks. well now, believing in this god takes on a whole new meaning.

"Sometimes you need boundaries. Sometimes you need someone to say "no, let’s not do that, because that, that is f*cking sick.” - Marcy from Californication 

america's fastest and slowest growing state economies
time for a change? 

china lead poisoning: over 600 sickened in latest incident, including 103 children
i'm guessing no regulation and oversight to speak of?? 

phoebe cohen yukon fossils from 800 million years ago reveal tiny shield waving organisms
nature is so cool!

6/9/11

desert storm - via really funny pictures

heat burst sends temperature in wichita soaring to 102 - in the middle of the night
staying on the track of weather related items

Human Barbie - Sarah Burge - gives daughter boob job voucher for her seventh birthday
another winner parenting story

university of washington students nauseated by flower that smells of rancid meat
yuck!

huge gator killed in florida
the radiation is taking hold

australia camels would be slaughtered to reduce greenhouse gas emissions under proposed law
guess camel meat will be cheap then

japan's earless rabbit sparks worries about radiation, mutation
here it's really taking hold

condiment transporting switl robot arm gets a gig moving meat, packing boxes
this will revolutionize the packaging process and it's extremely cool!

new gingrich's staff resigns enmasse
he's a douche bag right out of the gate?

anthony weiner penis photo impresses barbara walters
phewt!!!! there went my mouthful of water. i really would never have expected babs to say that!

the world's most pierced woman married the world's most boring man
now there is something you really don't see every day!

let's stop paying for unwanted treatment at life's end
something that makes a whole lot of sense

6/8/11

really bad pole dancing - via really funny pictures

i don't think you can call it dancing when you're just pinned to the poll...

"Of course it hurts, you're being fucked by an elephant." - doesn't remember exactly where he heard it but repeated by Sean Gillespie, in reference to Republicans

"Sarah Palin is driving all around the country in a bus, I guess to pick up where Charlie Sheen left off." - Jimmy Kimmel

"The notion that faith in Chris is to be rewarded by an eternity of bliss, while a dependence upon reason, observation and experience merits everlasting pain, is too absurd for refutation, and can be relieved only by that unhappy mixture of insanity and ignorance, called "faith." - Robert Green Ingersoll

jan eastgate, scientology leader, arrested for sex abuse cover-up 
and the beginning of the end has started... 

gop running fake democrats in wisconsin recall elections 
why am i not surprised?

'human breast milk' from genetically modified cows 
now i've definitely heard it all!

the strange history of ramen noodles
absolutely useless factoid, but interesting none-the-less 

boehner's monthly tab $2000
this is the reason for the continual eye leakage... he got a raise, it's actually tears of joy 

japan suicide rates hit 2 year high in may
i just can't even imagine what these people are going through :( 

kumare: a true film about a false prophet
here sheepy, sheepy... here sheepy, sheepy. it's just too easy

swat team breaks down doors looking for student loan defaulters 
wtf?

facebook mega-fan: girl has friends tattooed on arm 
remember girl, it's permanent!

titanic II sinks on maiden voyage, 99 years after the anniversary
tragic how history repeats itself 

can the human heart repair itself?
science is amazing... one of these days people will be immortal 

man with dead weasel arrested for assault
shit gets weirder every day 

giant rats viciously attack two babies in south africa
wow! i never knew they could get that big!

6/6/11

crap head via really funny pictures

really? would YOU have shave a picture of a man shitting on you on your head??

parents leave infant in hot car outside strip club

and the mother and father of the year goes to...

"We are lucky enough to be living in a country that not only guarantees the freedom to practice religion as we see fit, but also freedom FROM religious zealots who would persecute and prosecute and even physically harm those of us who do not believe as they do. . . . If you refuse to salute the flag and say God in your pledge, you're actually judged un-American. But that's not the way America is supposed to be. That's the way Iran is. . . . Predicating patriotism on a citizen's belief in God is as anti-American as judging him on the color of his skin. It is wrong. It is useless. It is unconstitutional." — Harvey Fierstein in the segment "Outtakes" 

I LOVE HARVEY FIERSTEIN!!!

jon stewart's ratings are now higher than ALL of fox news
:):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):) funny how good always wins out in the end

"If you would be a real seeker after truth, it is necessary that at least once in your life you doubt, as far as possible, all things." - Rene Descartes

mother who tried to get pregnant for 8 years finally gives birth after she's injected with yolk from chicken egg
science is great!

shoes that are wearable art
not my style, but i'm sure some would like

scientists trap anti-matter long enough to study how it works
science is great... again!

man severely beat 7 yr old girl who refused to give up her bicycle
shaking my head - how can somebody to this to a kid?

the war on science - creating more ignorance

hollywood suicide by chemical inhalation
sad

sea turtle undergoes michael jackson treatment, sleeps in hyerbaric chamber
another oddity

queenie the water skiing elephant is dead
who knew they could!?!?!

x-ray video of drinking dog

human skull found discarded in backpack along tx interstate
ewwwwwwwwwwwww!

6/5/11

via really funny pictures
 i thought the nipple star was a nice touch

didn't know dogs had a sense of humor!
enjoy it!

church cancelled due to lack of god
soon it will not be a fallacy, with church attendance steadily dropping

new university to rival oxbridge will charge 18,000 pounds a year
roughly $30,000 - expensive, but i'm guessing one incredible education

tapes show italian priest lured teenage boys for sex, paid them with cocaine
this shit goes on day after day, year after year, decade after decade... and they use their religion and 'holier than thou' supposed reputation as a cover to do their nasty deeds. it's evil, it's criminal... this shit needs to end!

mosquitoes fooled by smelly molecules
an alternative to DEET! most excellent!

13 injured when bounce houses go airborne in new york
they always said they were dangerous... now in even more ways!

pope: family life in europe suffers 'increasing disintegration'
gee... might not there be a correlation between that and the fact that your clergy are raping children, promoting inability to have good personal relationships?

the lazy song
via toomanytribbles

malaysian women urge wives to be whores in bed
being a whore and being a slave are two different things, wish they understood that

6/3/11

 nighty-night

how to talk to you kids about anthony weiner's penis

better yet, teach your kids it's ok to have a penis that ends up in public and a person's anatomy, his/her sex life and his/her sexual preference doesn't matter in how he/she performs their job.

 palin mangles paul revere
will the republican party PLEASE teach her some history? oh, never mind... that requires the republicans actually knowing it and her having brain cells we know she doesn't possess

crazed christian murders son during 'exorcism'
my only wish is that rational and reasonable behavior smacks this world and HARD

mother pleads guilty over paterson bloody religious ritual
and another one to bring my blood boiling. when is this stupidity going to end?

can angry sex save your relationship?
i don't know... but who cares?! sounds like fun to me!

17 recent political sex scandals
what does this tell you? THEY HAVE SEX - DEAL WITH IT!

bush, cheney listed alongside hitler, bin laden
i do believe them kids in arkansas got it right!

e.coli outbreak spreads to america
not good

gold mine unearths worms from hell
very cool!

6/2/11

now it explains why they aren't in the bible

billion dollar gila monster spit?

very cool, science is awesome!

federal workers, feeling threatened, unionize
aha! backfired!!

that awkward moment when you realize your friend is a racist
actually, when you realize you have two friends that are racist

noah's ark could arrive in london for the olympics
oh joy! *insert sarcasm here

police shoot gator, find out it's a lawn ornament
it must be the fact that it's kansas... we continually make the news for stupid things

and then interestingly enough, from my friend, amber on face book - 'best comment on a blog, ever. "if someone could harness the power of stupid, kansas could fuel america."
i do believe i have to agree.

oxidado: new drug sweeping brazil 'more toxic than crack'
shit! immediate addiction and only 1 year to live - sounds like bad news

jesus loves you
this is hilarious!

linda beaudoin, former clown, calls for mandating law clowns be licensed
scary clowns, now i get the phobia

joe miller launches 'stop romney' campaign
could he please eliminate himself in the process?

chinese kid sells his kidney for an ipad2
wtf??

circus elephant helps clean up joplin tornado damage
that's right, everybody pitches in!

billy bob thornton's estranged daughter found guilty of aggravated manslaughter
of a child!! sick.

rats on plane ground quantas jet in sydney
oh my, and they used to be such a highly rated airline. wtf happened?

the creation of god
in it's original art form via lolgod.blogspot.com

nadya suleman's doctor loses california medical license
well, damn... sure took long enough!

6/1/11

well-defined musculature or massive body nodules about to explode?!?!

tag getting a time-out at school: part 1t
i'm just shaking my head here... we have a HUGE obesity problem with our youth and we're taking away more physical exercise for them to participate in? what am i missing?

old people line up to clean radiation in japan
wow! talk about self-sacrifice, that's admirable!

on this day god wants you to know...
via toomanytribbles.blogspot.com

anonymous e-card urges ex-lovers to get std tests
i think it would piss me off to receive one of these in my inbox

science deniers: hand over your cell phones!
thanks, kristen!

penises everywhere!
like that's a bad thing... what a jerk!

ethan law roue cyr wheel presentation - just wow!

turkish methane whiskey takes three tourists' lives
isn't methane a gas?

goodbye food pyramid, hello dinner plate
actually, not a bad idea

shep smith: anthony weiner should recognize 'his certain thing'
imo, it's his wiener; eventually he will be broke down and yet another politician's career is in the toilet